Tourist Traps in Ireland: A Guide
Tourist traps in Ireland? Yes, every country has them — those “attractions” or “specialties” that are more hype than substance. Consequently, in Ireland, some places do not seem as attractive up close. Therefore, you can either give them a miss or enjoy them with a pinch of salt — the choice is yours. However, if you are traveling through Ireland on a budget, it is wise not to spend excessively here.
Dublin’s “Bohemian Quarter” Temple Bar
Despite being among the top attractions of Dublin, the “bohemian quarter” is partially expensive and overrated. While there are some decent pubs, many establishments may well be described as tourist traps — caveat emptor!
Over-Priced Souvenir Shops
Approximately 98% of all merchandise in souvenir shops can also be found in supermarkets or discount stores, making it essential to shop around. Furthermore, be aware that many souvenirs originate from factories in third-world countries and are significantly overpriced. Authentic gifts provide better value; therefore, choose wisely.
Blarney Stone (Blarney Castle)
You pay for the privilege of climbing around 120 steps to be photographed kissing a wall while hanging upside down from the castle tower. This supposedly grants you the “gift of the gab,” commonly understood to mean you’ll partake in some Blarney afterward. Notably, the Blarney stone has also ranked among the world’s most unhygienic visitor attractions.
Fungi the Dolphin
Since 1984, this bottlenose dolphin has been acting quite unusually, becoming a draw for the residents of Dingle. Visitors to A Daingean, as it’s officially called, have adopted the concept of a Fungi-industry. It is critical to note that trusting tourists may assume Fungi’s behavior is natural, which can lead to painful situations — several tourists have been hospitalized after alleged encounters with other dolphins.
The Tower on the Cliffs of Moher
Sir Cornelius O’Brien built his tower on the Cliffs of Moher to gain a better view. Today, following in his footsteps means climbing a few dozen steps to experience only slightly better perspectives than on the ground. As a result, you might find yourself questioning the two-Euro fee for the climb.
The Majority of Irish Seaside Resorts
Many Irish seaside resorts feature closely spaced mobile homes, small beaches with cold water, tacky amusements, and jaded fun-fairs. This combination often results in exorbitant prices and a culture that confuses being intoxicated with having a good time. Therefore, it is best to avoid these spots or, perhaps, enjoy them during the off-season with bargain prices at quality hotels.
Medieval Banquets
Expect little more from medieval banquets than generic menu offerings in a setting that leans more towards the Renaissance than the Middle Ages. While the castles, such as Bunratty, are authentic and it can be a fun way to spend an evening, be cautious if you are on a budget. Splurging might be advisable if the concept amuses you.
